We’re had a long relationship, alcohol and I, with lots of ups and downs. But today I have to announce that we’re going for a trial separation.
Nothing to do with the health police who have been out in force this week targeting middle aged women like me, who previously enjoyed a glass of wine or two in the evenings.
No, it just feels as though we’re no longer compatible and, *whispers*, we may have fallen out of love.
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